Old Lady Essence

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I often contemplate allowing my dye covered naturally gray hair to grow out in all it’s silver glory. But then, just as I think I may have come to terms with my premature old-lady-ness, I catch a glimpse of the shimmering strands in my 1/2 inch roots. ¬†Such sights incite an epic “I’m too young for this” meltdown that’s only rectified by a trip to Walmart for a box of chemical gold.

Inheritance stats:

Dads 1/2 – Allergies, double chin, gray hair, love handles, bad joints, pudgy nose, rationality and patience, hazel eyes

Moms 1/2 – Nothing, Zip, Zilch, NADA (I swear they’re not telling me something!)

-Jane

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